Score: 8

"Nice!"

submission: Robot War

date: November 6, 2001

If you want me to help you make this a LOT better, send me an email. I can make this LOADS better cuz I am very good at actionscripting. I made Rooftop Skater, which is about 40 on the top 50. Let me know. BTW, I'm voting 5. :)

Score: 3

"Funny!"

submission: Bio-Man vs Nega-Bio-Man

date: November 4, 2001

I think I saw some hidden porn in there! This was really funny! Unfortunately, the filesize was outrageous, and therefore I scored low.

Score: 8

"Great Dressup Game!!!!!"

submission: Halloween Clock Dress up

date: October 26, 2001

Hey BBS users, did anyone see the ScaryPaperMacheMan in there? Thanks for putting it in there Kenshino! I helped out with the game by the way.

Score: 10

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: EntropiClock

date: October 24, 2001

I never laughed so hard!!!! It's my alter-ego, EntropiClock!!!! Orange, if you keep making movies like this, then I will not hate you anymore. Just please make less C movies, or else make them a little bit more interesting.

Score: 0

"Dude, listen to me."

submission: C picks his nose

date: October 23, 2001

This is not the BBS where you can just post as many crappy things as you want. People submit hard work to the portal. By submitting all of these movies, you are really making it hard for anyone to see the movies recently submitted that you pushed off the recent 20.

Please either:
a) Stop making movies.
b) Put all of the crappy mini-movies into one movie.
c)Wait to submit lots of movies in a row.

Score: 10

"The best game!"

submission: Polar Rescue

date: October 18, 2001

This is the best game on Newgrounds! The control is simply awesome. I love the way he bounces off the walls. All the collision detection is perfect!

I had to give the music a 5 because right now because I don't have the sound on.

I can't believe the people who said this was crap in reviews below. They don't know anything! Besides, they will always complain that a game is too hard or too easy.

The only suggestion I have is to consolidate the controls a little bit, as they are kinda spread out on the keyboard.

Score: 8

"Very cool!"

submission: Field Guide to Snapping

date: October 18, 2001

I especially like the skateboarding turtles!

Score: 5

"Finish it man!"

submission: Skate - Demo

date: October 6, 2001

Hey man, this is a pretty decent job. I usually hate demos, but I'm up for a little challenge against my Hi-Q Skating Game. Besides, we can always use more quality skating games.

Try to put more than one move on the same key.

Also, the tree effect is cool, but the back one stops if you go slow.

I like the collision detection with the grate. Nice!

Come up with some new moves (different than my game).

Score: 10

"That's the funniest shit ever!"

submission: Diplomacy

date: October 6, 2001

I can't believe you came up with a concept so ingenius as that!! I laughed my ass off, over and over again!

Score: 0

"Seriously..."

submission: Osama gets nuked

date: September 21, 2001

I really like the portal, but it's getting fucking ridiculous with all this crap on it.

You said to the last reviewer to tell you something you don't already know. Well, obviously you don't know because you submitted your gay movie anyway.

I know you'll probably leave some lame comeback too. I'm already laughing at you about it.